(No, I'm not making this an actual game, but this would be his move set)
Bio: The lethal joke character, Nuclear Scout. His arsenal is complete with just a modified Wrangler, a modified Wrangler that shoots out a laser that incinerates his victim by it's slightest touch.
A- basic punch
X- Basic kick
B- grab move
Y- Special move
B up- he throws upward and shoots the opponent
B sideways- he throws the opponent sideways and shoots him
B down- he chucks the opponent at the ground and steps on him
Intro: He goes on stage (with help from the Physics Gun) he flashes a glare at the opponent and shouts "THAT FREAKIN' SNIPE!"
(In this case he only has one) He takes out his modified wrangler and shoots the opponent, burning away his/her skin.