Deviation Actions
Description
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures:
No verbal interaction with Ass Pancakes is allowed at any time. All verbal interaction must be approved by no less than a two-thirds vote from O5-Command, and may only extend to testing situations. All staff (Research, Security, Class D, etc.) are to remain at least twenty meters away from the containment cell at all times, except for mandated maintenance and re-evaluation checks.
Containment cell must be held suspended in a secondary cell, the walls of which must be at least thirty meters distant from the outer walls of the first or “primary” cell. The secondary cell is to remain under total observation at all times, and be both illuminated and clear of any and all debris. Any items, movement, or non-normal activity noted within the secondary cell will result in a full site lock-down. Lock-down will be maintained until a “situation normal” dispatch is issued by Site Command.
Any corrosion observed on the primary cell, secondary cell, staff members, or other site locations within two hundred meters of Ass Pancakes are to be reported to Site Security immediately. Any objects or personnel lost to Ass Pancakes are to be deemed missing/KIA. No recovery attempts are to be made under any circumstances.
Note: Ass Pancakes does not have a “docile” state. Any reduction in activity or increased compliance from Ass Pancakes is to be deemed a luring tactic immediately preceding an aggressive action, and treated as such.
<tt>NOTE: FREAK DISCONTINUED DUE TO ESCAPE PERCENTAGE</tt>
No physical interaction with Ass Pancakes is allowed at any time. All physical interaction must be approved by no less than a two-thirds vote from O5-Command, and may only extend to testing situations. All staff (Research, Security, Class D, etc.) are to remain at least thirty meters away from the containment cell at all times, except under direct order from Site Command.
Ass Pancakes is to be kept within a sealed container, comprised of sixteen layers of lead-lined steel, each separated by no less than 18cm of open space aside from minimal support struts. Said container is to be kept suspended by a “continuous current” system within a fluid medium. This medium is to be replaced in 48 hour cycles, and constantly monitored for any “corrosion” intrusion.
Any corrosion observed on any containment cell surfaces, staff members, or other site locations within two hundred meters of SCP-106 are to be reported to Site Security immediately. Any objects or personnel lost to Ass Pancakes are to be deemed missing/KIA. No recovery attempts are to be made under any circumstances.
Ass Pancakes does not have a “docile” state. Any reduction in activity or increased compliance from Ass Pancakes is to be deemed a luring tactic immediately preceding an aggressive action, and treated as such.
Note: Observation of Ass Pancakes has shown a slight “resistance” when bashing through lead or other similar metals. The thickness of the material appears to make no difference. In addition, multiple layers of thin material appear to “slow” Ass Pancakes, forcing it to enter and re-emerge multiple times. Fluids also appear to temporarily “confuse” Ass Pancakes.
<tt>NOTE: FREAK DISCONTINUED DUE TO MULTIPLE SURFACE BREACHES. AGITATION SYSTEM CONTINUED TO DISPERSE CORROSION DURING BREACH EVENT, RESULTING IN MULTIPLE BREACHES AND FULL CONTAINMENT FAILURE</tt>
REVISION 11-8
No verbal interaction with Ass Pancakes is allowed at any time. All verbal interaction must be approved by no less than a two-thirds vote from O5-Command. Any such interaction must be undertaken in AR-II maximum security sites, after a general non-essential staff evacuation. All staff (Research, Security, Class D, etc.) are to remain at least sixty meters away from the containment cell at all times, except in the event of breach events.
Ass Pancakes is to be contained in a sealed container, comprised of lead-lined steel. The container will be sealed within forty layers of identical material, each layer separated by no less than 36cm of empty space. Support struts between layers are to be randomly spaced. Container is to remain suspended no less than 60cm from any surface by ELO-IID electromagnetic supports.
Secondary containment area is to be comprised of sixteen spherical “cells”, each filled with various fluids and a random assembly of surfaces and supports. Secondary containment is to be fitted with light systems, capable of flooding the entire assembly with no less than 80,000 lumens of light instantly with no direct human involvement. Both containment areas are to remain under 24 hour surveillance.
Any corrosion observed on any containment cell surfaces, staff members, or other site locations within two hundred meters of Ass Pancakes are to be reported to Site Security immediately. Any objects or personnel lost to Ass Pancakes are to be deemed missing/KIA. No recovery attempts are to be made under any circumstances.
Note: Continued research and observation have shown that, when faced with highly complex/random assemblies of structures, Ass Pancakes can be “confused”, showing a marked delay on entry and exit from said structure. Ass Pancakes has also shown an aversion to direct, sudden light. This is not manifested in any form of physical damage, but a rapid exit in to the “pocket dimension” generated on solid surfaces.
These observations, along with those of lead-aversion and liquid confusion, have reduced the general escape incidents by 43%. The “primary” cells have also been effective in recovery incidents requiring Recall Protocol ██ -███ -█. Observation is ongoing.
Description: Ass Pancakes appears to be a youthful humanoid. This appearance may vary. SCP-106 is exceptionally agile, and will remain running for days at a time, hunting for prey. Ass Pancakes is also capable of scaling any vertical surface and can remain suspended upside down indefinitely. When attacking, Ass Pancakes will attempt to incapacitate prey by "BONKING" major organs, muscle groups, or tendons, then pull disabled prey into its Bonk Can. SCP-106 appears to prefer human prey items in the 10-25 years of age bracket.
Ass Pancakes causes a “BONK ATOMIC PUNCH” effect in all solid matter it bashes, engaging a physical breakdown in materials several seconds after contact. This is observed as breaking, demolishing, and cracking of materials, and the creation of a blue, beverage-like substance similar to the material coating Ass Pancakes. This effect is particularly detrimental to living tissues, and is assumed to be a “pre-digestion” action. Corrosion continues for six hours after contact, after which the effect appears to “burn out”.
Ass Pancakes is capable of bashing through solid matter, leaving behind a large patch of its corrosive liquid. Ass Pancakes is able to “vanish” inside bonk cans, entering what is assumed to be a form of “pocket dimension”. SCP-106 is then able to exit this dimension from any point connected to the initial entry point (examples: “entering” the bonk can, and “exiting” the bonk can. Entering a bonk can, and exiting from a sandwich). It is unknown if this is the point of origin for Ass Pancakes, or a simple “lair” created by Ass Pancakes.
Limited observation of this “pocket dimension” has shown it to be comprised mostly of halls and rooms, with [DATA EXPUNGED] entry. This activity can continue for days, with some subjected being released for the express purpose of hunting, recapture, [DATA EXPUNGED].
Addendum:
SCP Review Notes:
Due to the exceedingly difficult-to-contain nature of Ass Pancakes, the Freak is to be reviewed every three months or during a post-breach incident. Physical restraints are impossible, and direct physical damage appears to have no effect on Ass Pancakes. Current Freak, as of ██/██/████, revolves around basic observation and immediate response. Previous, more proactive special containment procedures have been recalled due to the events of breaches ██, ███, ██, █, and ████.
Notes on behavior:
Ass Pancakes appears to go through long periods of “hyper-activity”, in which it will remain moving for up to three months. The cause for this is unknown; however, it has been shown that this appears to be used as a “warning” tactic. Ass Pancakes will emerge from this state in a very agitated state, and will attack and abduct staff and cause gross damage to its containment cell and the site at large. Recall Protocol [DATA EXPUNGED].
Ass Pancakes appears to hunt and attack based on desire, not hunger. Ass Pancakes will attack and collect multiple prey items during a hunting behavior event, keeping many “alive” in the pocket dimension for extended periods of time. Ass Pancakes has no determinable “limit”, and appears to collect a random number of prey items during an event.
The inner dimension accessed by Ass Pancakes appears to be only accessible by Ass Pancakes. Recording and transmission devices have been shown to still operate inside this dimension, though recordings and transmissions are very degraded. It appears that Ass Pancakes will “BONK” captured prey, and appears to have full control of time, space, and perception inside this dimension. Ass Pancakes appears [DATA EXPUNGED].
Recall Protocol ██ -███ -█:
In the event of a breach event by Ass Pancakes, a human within the 10-25 years of age bracket will be prepped for recall, with the compromised containment cell being replaced and restored for use. When the cell is ready, the lure subject will be injured, preferably via the breakage of a long bone, such as the femur, or the severing of a major tendon, such as the Achilles Tendon. Lure subject will then be placed in the prepped cell, and the sound emitted by said subject will be transmitted over the site public address system.
Ass Pancakes will typically begin to gravitate toward the lure subject within ten to fifteen minutes after hearing the subject. Should Ass Pancakes not respond to the initial broadcast, additional physical trauma is to be administered to the lure subject at twenty-minute intervals until Ass Pancakes responds. Multiple lure subjects may be used in the case of major breach events.
Ass Pancakes will typically enter a dormant state after finishing with a lure subject. In addition, subjects may [DATA EXPUNGED].
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